Magnoplasm for splinters?

[~Kim~]

I reckon it would but it's so exxie! I've heard bicarb paste helps too.

[AnyDream]

Kim, it is pretty expensive but we've just had a mossie-bite turned-boil in the house as well this week, so I figure it's probably handy to have some on hand, even for stuff like blind pimples or ingrown hairs, etc. It seems like the sort of thing that would have a pretty long shelf-life anyway.

ETA if it saves me from half an hour of hysterical high-pitched screaming next time there's a splinter it will be worth every dollar. LOL.