I hate fricken' doctors I know just how it feels to convince yourself that you NEED to see a doctor, only to have them blow you off

FWIW, I agree with everyone else - you need to go to the hospital. I would be concerned about the effect of using your asthma meds so much. Remember, the longer your lungs are under this stress, the longer it'll take them to heal. Also, the fact that you're coughing-vomiting-choking on vomit scares the heck outta me, I really really REALLY think you need to be in hospital hun