forshelby: I must hear more about these slings of yours! Where are you, woman?!

Kit: LOL at your stretched creativity! Stay confident in your awesome parenting. Dish out the love!

I have used all of my mummy mojo - I was all over it last week, house was clean, all up to date, did heaps of sewing. Today, a bomb has gone off in the place (to be fair, the tour de france result and subsequent parties have been the priority) and I just want to hide in my bedroom.

Nell just whacked herself with the remote control. Oh yes, I am a great mum. Better go.