I've had a few amusing penis moment with DS.

Having an estate agent come round to photograph the house. DS was left watching Wall-E while we spoke. Needed to kick DS out the sitting room for a pic - he stands up and I hadn't realised he had an erection due to his playing.

My sister visited and DS decided to strip off (he's a naturalist at heart). I made him put pants on - he then has his penis over the top of his pants and enjoys making it "jump and have fun" - although without hands this time.

Came into my bedroom one morning upset. "It's my penis - it won't go down." Oh dear, having to keep a straight face and explain that sometimes his penis does that and it will be OK.

DH is almost constantly telling DS off for having hands in his trousers/pants - I tend to ask him to save it for when he's alone, we don't want to see that. Nursery have had to do the same. Oh cripes, what's school going to be like?

It's like a comfort toy that doesn't go away really.