miss mary mack, mack, mack,
all dressed in black, black, black,
with silvery buttons, buttons, buttons,
all down her back, back, back,
she asked her mother, mother, mother,
for fifty cents, cents, cents,
to see the elephants, elephants, elephants,
jump over the fence, fence, fence,
one ... two ... three ... boom boom boom RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
under the bamboo, under the tree (cha, cha, cha)
true love for you my darling, true love for me my darling,
when we get married we will raise a family under the old bamboo tree
cha ........... cha ............ cha cha cha BOOM!
apple on a stick makes me sick
makes my heart beat 246.
not because you're dirty, not because you're clean.
just because you kiss the boys behind the magazine.
boys, boys, they have a lot of fun.
here comes [name] with her blue jeans on
she can wiggle she can walk, she can even do the splits,
but I betcha ten bucks she can't do this.
close your eyes and count to ten, and if you can't you're a big fat hen!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 - because you did it, this must be the end!
[[alternatively, if they muck up during the counting to 10 with eyes closed:]]
because you didn't do it, gotta do it again ...
[repeat until get it right ... a little cruel, in retrospect!!]
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