apple on a stick makes me sick
makes my heart beat 246.
not because you're dirty, not because you're clean.
just because you kiss the boys behind the magazine.
boys, boys, they have a lot of fun.
here comes [name] with her blue jeans on
she can wiggle she can walk, she can even do the splits,
but I betcha ten bucks she can't do this.
close your eyes and count to ten, and if you can't you're a big fat hen!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 - because you did it, this must be the end!
[[alternatively, if they muck up during the counting to 10 with eyes closed:]]
because you didn't do it, gotta do it again ...
[repeat until get it right ... a little cruel, in retrospect!!]
my DD must have learnt this one as school because she was always saying the first few lines and wanted me to teach her but I had no idea what she was talking about lol

I used to love these but I can't think of any others that haven't been written already - my little sister knew heaps more than I did though lol


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