DD once asked for something that she didn't get straight away (can't remember what it was). DH told her how proud he was that she was being so patient. DD's reply: "I'm not patient, I'm a little girl."

I once told DD that she was a great toddler, to which she replied with great seriousness: "I'm not a dollar, I'm a girl."

Recently DD has taken to going up to the parents of children she meets in the playground and asking: "What are your children's names?"