DS just came in chewing with his hand over his mouth. I asked what are you eating?

DS: "Nothing"
Me: is it a papadam (I'd cooked some & they're sitting on the bench waiting for dinner)
DS: No, I'm eating nothing
Me: That's not true is it? What are you eating?
DS: Its a tomato, which I don't like. He'd never volunarily eat a tomato & its quite clearly pappadam.