*TMI*

DS is toilet training. The other day he took himself to the toilet and ran out to tell me he did poos!
"Fabulous!" I said, as we walked back to the bathroom.
When we got there he looked in and proudly announced "SAUSAGE poos Mummy!"

Sometime in the best couple of days he told me he had done spotty poos. Which, on inspection were more pellet-y.

Apparently "poos" isn't descriptive enough...