My Mum's best friend has a DD that i could fill this whole forum on her stories but my fav one is this-

At kindergarten they were going through the letters of the alphabet and they had gone through a few at random and then they got to B. The kinder lady says 'everyone lets think of some words that start with B.' They all say Ball and Bat and Bug etc, and it is her turn and she says B is for Daddy. The Kinder lasy says no sweetie D is for Daddy. No, (very annoyed face) B is for Daddy. Kinder lady draws a D and a B and shows how B is in fact not for Daddy. DD then says- "Oh for f**k's sake why dont you understand me, I know what I am talking about- B is for f**kin' Daddy okay!!!!!!!" and she storms off to go play outside. Apparently because she has a face full of expression she left shaking her head and all the kinder staff lost it. When her Mum asked her Why exactly B is for Daddy (she told her off for swearing too obviously!) she said Daddy's name is Bill isn't it so B is for Daddy- why is this hard to understand!!!
Seriously she is like a 25 year old in a 5 year old's body.

Last week her Mum said- Go and get dressed for school. DD replies with- I am so sick of you telling me what to do every minute of the day. You tell me what to do in the morning, after lunch, when i come home, before i go to bed, cant you just give me a break? to which her Mum just lost it. She is a beautiful but very cheeky girl!