Okay - not going to embarrass myself so DH will do.

MIL had this huge dinner party when he was about 4 years old. She was running for council election and there were some influential people at the party. Laz kept trying to get his mums attention, and she kept ignoring him (of course! - sorry if you knew her you would understand!) Anyway this went on for an hour, and Laz was getting pretty impatient and annoyed he was being ignored, so he walked up to his mums seat extended his arms placed both hands on her boobs and went "ehh ehh"squeezing her boobs and ran off and locked himself in the bathroom. - Well he definatelyy got her attention - and everyone else at the partys as well - LOL - I would so have loved to be there.
He was so scared of his mum having chased him down the hall telling him he better not dare come out of the bathroom - that he spent the whole night in there in the dark too afraid to make a sound.

Love Jen