OK, not hugely funny, more mischievious but I still had a giggle.

Tehya was in the toy room playing quietly. Never trust a 2 year old that is playing quietly.

Anyway, she called out to me, "Mummy, Come" So in I go to find her hiding behind a toy thing, pants off. She had a tube, that was once full, nearly empty. It was a tube of Body Gloss by Palmers. This stuff is like the cocoa butter, very thick only its sparkly.

Tehya had rubbed it all over her fanny. What a pretty sparkly fanny she now has !!