A funny one from Saturday afternoon....

We were getting some groceries for our picnic & I bought some jelly babies. This was the conversation we had when I gave him one....

Z: Baby have baby lolly?
Me: Nooo, babies don't have any teeth, they can't eat lollies.
Z: No teeth?
Me: That's right, no teeth. What do you think the baby can eat?
Z: Chippies?
Me: No babies can't eat chippies. Babies have a drink for food, what sort of drink do you think?
Z: Water?
Me: No, something else
Z: (thinks for a bit) MILK!
Me: Yes, babies have milk for a drink. Do you know where the milk comes from?
Z: In a cup
Me: Nope, somewhere else, like you used to have before bed.
Z: (thinking) cup?
Me: No, in a bottle.
Z: Oooooh bottle.
Me: Or babies can get their milk from mummy's boobies.
Z: NO WAY!

Me thinks he's going to be in for a bit of a shock!