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    Spock: "Can I have a drink from the boobs?"

    (instead of the normal "MILK!!")


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    Me: After you do wees, do you think you need to do a poo?
    Miss A: *fake-strains for a moment* Nope. No poos in bum.

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    DS sitting on the toilet. "Maybe theres no poos. Maybe a baby will come out instead."




    Edit: just remembered the other one...

    "When I was a little girl I lived in the lake."

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    I have a little book where I write down these moments, they always cheer me up. My favourites;

    Strapping DS into the car when he was little
    DS - HELP! I'm stuck...

    An older DS - Where's God?
    Me - God is all around you, you can't see him or touch him but he is everywhere... its kind of hard to explain... but you can feel him in your heart...
    DS - In my heart? *jumps out of bed to get a torch*
    Me - What's that for?
    DS - To see God in my heart... *starts coughing* ...Is god out yet?
    Me - Oh dear...

    Some months later...
    DS - in the name of the father, son and holy spirit, amen
    Me -...
    DS - thank you god for the moon, but why is it dark when the moon is white?
    Me - ...
    DS - here mum *shoves chest in my face*
    Me - what?
    DS - god's in my heart
    Me - ... ... ... yes...
    DS - listen to him and tell me what he says. ..
    Me - ...
    DS - well what did he say?

    During an argument where I kept giving him smart alec replies to his attitude...
    DS stops, puts his hands on his hips indignantly and shouts "Why can't you be a normal mother?!"

    And lastly, eating a mint flavoured lolly: mmm there's toothpaste inside... mum there's toothpaste...

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    For some reason, Liebs has started to sing we wish you a merry christmas at the end of his prayers.

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    Dd's 6yrs and 4yrs talking about veggies and fruit.
    Miss 6 says did you know a tomato is a fruit.
    Miss 4 goes oh wow.
    6: did you know a capsicum is a vegetable.
    4: no it isn't.. Mum is a capsicum a fruit or a vegetable or a sultana?
    Me: I don't know, what do you think?
    4: I think it's a sultana. And sultanas are a type of fruit so that means capsicums are definitely a fruit.

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    DS 6: Australians allllll artsy choice we are onion freeeeeee

    Me: what are you singing

    DS Australia's special song


    Oh your singing advance Australia fair
    Lol

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    I am loving these.

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    My parents are chinese ...

    I asked my dd (6). "So when granddad takes you to school, what do you talk about?"

    Dd "nothing"

    Me: "why nothing?"

    Dd "because i dont understand him when he speaks english"

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    Ds singing "take my brother awaaaaay"
    He was singing Take my breath away. Lol



    Faces he found in a book in his therapists office -
    :| :S :O

    Apparently (from left to right) "this one says "eeee", this one is sad, this one is sad, this one is happy and this one says oo oo oo like a monkey"



    Walking down the street with DS and he stopped and pushed some leaves and twigs into a pile. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just making a nest for the chickins so they can put some eggs in it and baby chickins can come out" he then stopped every time he came across some lawn clippings or leaves to make more nests for the chickens.

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    Going through colours with Miss A today...

    Me: "Blue"
    A: "boo"
    Me: "Yellow"
    A: "lellow"
    Me: "Red"
    A: "wed"
    Me: "Green"
    A: "pink!"
    Me: "Grrreeennnn"
    A: "Piiiiiink"

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    Spock constantly says "oh goodness me!" I have no idea where she picked that up...cause I know I don't say it

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    i was chatting in the car yesterday with DS, 27 months.

    Me - I love you, DS
    DS - I love ...... Baby (what he calls DD2)

    Me - I love you, DS
    DS - i love ..... Big cars

    Thanks DS, feeling the love!

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    Driving home from school pick up -

    Miss 6 - Mum? Can we have another baby. So Z (Miss 2.5) can have a baby sister?

    Me - I would love too, but daddy says no more

    Miss 6 - Since when do you do what daddy says?

    Me - bwahahahahahaha good point!

    Miss 6 - Why do you need daddy to say okay?

    Me - Because I need daddy to get pregnant

    Miss 6 - Oh, cause of *the sex*

    Me - Yes. Because of *the sex*

    Miss 6 - Do you always need to have *the sex* to have a baby.

    Me - Yes (not ready to get into the whole other ways of making babies just yet!)

    Miss 6 - Wait. Mum?

    Me - Yes

    Miss 6 - Um, does that mean you have to have *the sex* for the first baby?

    Me - Yep, it does.

    Miss 6 - Does that mean you and daddy had *the sex* to make me?

    Me - Yep!

    Miss 6 - Well, that is totally unacceptable!

    Me - laughing so much I nearly peed my pants!

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