As A Parent, What I'm Really Saying When I Say .........................

[nothing2lose]

Oops...Yes!! How could I forget the eye-roll!!!

[Cranky Kitten]

Oops...Yes!! How could I forget the eye-roll!!!

Does yours do it with hand on hip too?

[Phteven]

It's time for your bath now = please run around screaming at the top of your voices for another ten minutes.

No, you can't live on a farm and buy a pony = please throw a massive tantrum because your unreasonable demands can't be met.

No we can't get a pet pterodactyl = please throw a massive tantrum because the dinosaurs are extinct.

You have to apologise to your brother = please scream sorry at the top of your voice and storm off.

[Stevie]

When DD makes a mess Dont move, stand still apparently means: run around and touch everything you can possibly get your hands on..

Put your dirty clothes IN the basket apparently means: everywhere BUT the basket including RIGHT NEXT TO THE DAMN THING ON THE FLOOR.. have a guess which lazy PIA im refering to

oh, and

Dont let her have anything to eat/or go to sleep.. dinner is nearly ready apparently means: let her go and get whatever she wants OR give her great big comfy snuggles that send her off to sleep RIGHT before i bring dinner out.. thanks!

[~*familyof3*~]

Put your dirty clothes IN the basket apparently means: everywhere BUT the basket including RIGHT NEXT TO THE DAMN THING ON THE FLOOR.. have a guess which lazy PIA im refering to

Bahahaha DS1 Does this it drives me crazy

[nothing2lose]

Does yours do it with hand on hip too?

You'd better believe it girlfriend....

The main problem is there can't be two people in the house who know everything and I was here first