Things you never thought you would have to say as a parent

[Jennifer13]

Stop sticking your hands in your poo!

You need to wear underpants in public

Don't drink out of the dog's bowl

[Calluna]

Oh man... So many things I wish I could remember...

My first ever "I never thought I'd say that" moment was
"no, thats not an elephant it's broccoli"

[Eenee]

Stop licking my freckles lol

[Lenny]

Today i was surprised to have to say "please don't brush you teeth and eat toast at the same time".

[Sopdet]

No you can't stand on your brother's face.
Said while trying to stop Miss 2 standing on the tennis racket currently resting on Master 8's face, all because he'd sat on it earlier bare bottomed and gotten a nice pattern on the skin.

[indie24]

No DD I am not pulling your teeth out just so the tooth fairy can come.

Sorry DD, Jack the pumpkin King can not come to your birthday party.

I am sorry that Baby Lula who lives in your belly ran away. I am sure the police man can't find her. No she isn't in jail.

I am pretty sure DD that you won't be growing a penis when you grow up.