Stop standing in the toilet, your sister didn't flush it yet

Don't touch anyone's penis but your own

Stop touching your penis and it will go down

I don't remember giving you and apple...how OLD is that apple, don't eat it! (We hadn't had apples for about 4 days and DS2 came up to me gnawing on half of one...!)

Don't ever wee on your sister again!

Don't sit in the mud with no undies on you will get dirt in your vagina


Oh, I have SOOOO many more I can't think of right now!