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You know you're a parent when:
- You can laugh about having to walk through a busy shopping centre back to your car after your toddler vomits brown sludge down the front of you after her aunty has fed her a box of maltesers while they were at the movies!
- Cleaning poo out of your bath only slightly horrifies you...
- Essential to your lounge room is mountain after mountain of toys
- You can't remember if you brushed your hair today, it kind of looks alright?
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Lol so true all these! I repeatedly am heating my tea/ coffee in the microwave!
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Your handbag that once contained expensive lipsticks, perfume etc, is now more likely to contain nappies, wipes, squashed snacks, and leaking drinks
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You only buy clothes that look ok with snot/tears/spew/food smeared on them (paisley and floral work best I find)
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No outfit you own is complete without a smear of food, spew, or poo, depending on the colour
You do the mummy sway in the checkout queue wondering why everyone is looking at you weird then you realise the kids are at home.
The next person who says how nice it must be to stay home and do nothing all day will get a large and oddly shaped toy stuck somewhere painful.
Last edited by Little Chicken; January 14th, 2011 at 10:56 AM.
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