You know you're a parent when:

- You can laugh about having to walk through a busy shopping centre back to your car after your toddler vomits brown sludge down the front of you after her aunty has fed her a box of maltesers while they were at the movies!

- Cleaning poo out of your bath only slightly horrifies you...

- Essential to your lounge room is mountain after mountain of toys

- You can't remember if you brushed your hair today, it kind of looks alright?