What a crack up!

...you can fill an entire load in the washing machine with bibs and cloths... after one day.

...your DH asks you how your day was and you routinely respond by telling him how many poos your cherub has done (and then go into detail about smell, consistency etc).

...your DH says suggestively, 'We have 1/2 hour free...' and you reply, 'Great, I can have a nap'.