TELL me about it!!!! Thats why I am cutting out POO. Yuck.

Ruby Tuesday is about 6. She looks more like a St Bernard puppy right now. I'm a terrible doggie mumma lately. She needs to be groomed very very badly, in fact I was just coming in to post was a terrible doggie mumma I am .

She needs clipping about 3/4 times a year, I had a girl that used to come and bath/clip her on a regular basis then the silly tart moved and I have never gotten around to finding a new one. I have got pretty good at clipping her with scissors (her face disappears after awhile!), but it's never as good as a good grooming job. Actually we often give her a little mohawk and have used leftover hairdye from DD on the mo (never touching her skin tho), so she is sometimes purple....

BUT how I know I suck is that Rubydoo was rolling in the sun yesterday and I noticed heaps of dreadlocks all on her underside and a HUGE one down her front. It's awful and I feel badly . She got into the cat food so now her pants have POO stuck to her and I'm generally CRAP.

I love her pants when they are poo free, they crack me up when she walks!