I'm there, but I'm not expecting a nb. Dd3 is by far the most frustrating child I've met. I can't even turn my back to wash up with out something being emptied/ruined/drawn on.

Also awesome that my older girls are old enough to have little bits & pieces like nail polish & jewellery & that dd will get a chair & climb to the highest shelf. School things like scissors are even better. We already had a Rihanna hair cut. It's finally growing back now!!

I'm no help. I have no idea what you can do, except to take each day as it comes.
But you do have my sympathy!