I'd like to join this support group...

DS1 is shocking. He climbs on chairs. Headbutts everything. pulls things out of the pantry. steals the broom and brandishes it at me. (stop laughing) Snatches toys, won't share. Spreads toys all over the house. Jumps on the bed. Squeezes toothpaste onto the rug, encourages his baby brother to crawl in it. (seriously, stop laughing). The worst one? DOESN'T LISTEN!

It's so hard to keep my tone and volume in check. He just keeps at it, no matter how many times we tell him not to do something.

I'm nervous about what DS2 has up his sleeve for me when he's older.

Sorry, I just realized I have no solutions other than to put anything valuable in a safety deposit box somewhere overseas.