he he he maybe the stilettos might need retiring then.
I am a bit of gumby too so mine were always the closed toe and back heels.. they seem to curb the gumbyness a bit :P

I am soooo not a very fashionable person but i ended up getting some of those funky looking ballet type slippers and they were soooo comfy!! I wore them to death... for work anyways... and good old thongs... i was the only one allowed to get away with wearing them at work.