I told him that most pregnant women hit their husbands in the balls so when did he want to expect that?
I just about fell off my chair laughing at this one.

I've been awful too, and I'm not even 8 weeks yet. Mostly when I start to feel tired and nauseous, but I think he's getting to work out when that is, and is either affectionate or gets out of the way. Hopefully it will improve in a while