Dear Baby

Can you pleeeeeeease stop making Mummy vomit during sex. Mummy didn't feel like DTD when your sisters were in her tummy so its great to be interested this time. Mummy and Daddy know DTD just won't happen when you're on the outside so can you cut us a bit of slack now my lovely? It really does spoil the moment and poor Daddy is having to have a LOT of cold showers.

Love Mummy (and a frustrated Daddy)