Mummy and daddy would prefer you didn't arrive on 6th June as this is our wedding anniversary. If your birthday is on that day we will never be able to spend a romantic night away on our anniversary until you're in your teens. Also, if you decide to arrive while mummy is still working, please not between the hours of 9am and 5pm or mummy will have some worried work colleagues and an interesting birth story to tell!
Oh, and one more thing, shoulder charging your way out of my vagina is not an option. Your brother did that and caused some damage. Would appreciate it if you could slip out gently.
Look forward to Meeting you in a couple of months.
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