Do you tidy up down there before your appointments? Funny story inside

[rufalina]

Ouchies... Wait till you get a big 9 month belly to work around!

[Lozza]

haha thats funny. i cleaned up everytime i went for an appointment just incase they wanted to have a look. but the day i went into labour i was sitting on the toilet trying to shave with a mirror, looked hilarious i had to get my husband to do it as it was too hard with huge belly in front covering the view

[feeb]

I didnt bother!!!! Was last thing on my mind!!!!

The OB and midwife's dont care honest!!!

[Janie]

I had great intentions of having a good tidy up done before the birth........well lo and behold, my DS came 5 weeks early, and it was like a forest down there LOL! It was too hard trying to do it myself with a big belly, so I was saving it for the waxer

It was the last thing I was concerned about while in labour though

[Nadine216]

I don't remember the story well, not even where I read it, but everytime I walk into my gyne's office .. I think of it

The lady were late for her gyne appointment and did not have time to shower, so she just grabed her washcloth that were on the bath's side and made quick "wash-and-go", grabed her dd (about 6) while she was doing some art-work and ran out the house. When her ob first had a look, she could not help but noticed that he had a strange smile on his face, she did not bother, later when he told her, in a joking manner, that he feels flatterd for the time she took to prepare for him, she did not really take note.

Later that night she was chatting with her dd while the dd was in the bathtub .. she took the facecloth that she just threw in the sink earlier the day and started washing it out .. just to notice ... GLITTER all over her hands and sink and washcloth. Then her dd said: "I'm sorry I used your wash-cloth to clean up my artwork ... I could not reach mine"
CAN you imagine??

[AliBaby]

That is hillarious!!!!

[Maruschke]

that is hillarious! Glitter!!!

There is a thread floating around about hair dying down there.

[Rivlas]

A similar thing happened to my SIL but she knew the Dr well enough for them to have a laugh. After that I always threw the cloths in the washing machine in case it ever happened to me. I still get a giggle when I think of it.

[Heaven]

rofl, this cracks me up. I can't see down there anymore and the other day I stupidly decided I could do a bit of a tidy up, not a good idea when you're just guessing what you're doing. Was all proud of myself and then looked in the mirror to find a huge bald patch!!!! pmsl.