Do you tidy up down there before your appointments? Funny story inside

[feeb]

I didnt bother!!!! Was last thing on my mind!!!!

The OB and midwife's dont care honest!!!

[Janie]

I had great intentions of having a good tidy up done before the birth........well lo and behold, my DS came 5 weeks early, and it was like a forest down there LOL! It was too hard trying to do it myself with a big belly, so I was saving it for the waxer

It was the last thing I was concerned about while in labour though

[Nadine216]

I don't remember the story well, not even where I read it, but everytime I walk into my gyne's office .. I think of it

The lady were late for her gyne appointment and did not have time to shower, so she just grabed her washcloth that were on the bath's side and made quick "wash-and-go", grabed her dd (about 6) while she was doing some art-work and ran out the house. When her ob first had a look, she could not help but noticed that he had a strange smile on his face, she did not bother, later when he told her, in a joking manner, that he feels flatterd for the time she took to prepare for him, she did not really take note.

Later that night she was chatting with her dd while the dd was in the bathtub .. she took the facecloth that she just threw in the sink earlier the day and started washing it out .. just to notice ... GLITTER all over her hands and sink and washcloth. Then her dd said: "I'm sorry I used your wash-cloth to clean up my artwork ... I could not reach mine"
CAN you imagine??

[AliBaby]

That is hillarious!!!!

[Maruschke]

that is hillarious! Glitter!!!

There is a thread floating around about hair dying down there.

[~Raven~]

Think I might glitter up mine too!

I was booked in for a pap smear (not PG at the time) but a few days before I decided on the spur of the moment to get a xxx wax while I was out shopping. I didn't even give the upcoming appointment a thought till that night!
I don't think my Dr had done too many totally waxed ones as she did a double take It was almost like a classic sitcom type over acted double take!

[suse]

that is hillarious! Glitter!!!

There is a thread floating around about hair dying down there.

Um, that might be mine... Yonks ago I was dyeing my hair purple and decided it would be easier to rinse it in the shower. Wrong...

So I managed to Ajax the dye off the shower and my skin (yes, it hurt a bit), but lets just say that by the time I was done, cuffs and collars matched. It actually looked kinda cute.

[AliBaby]

Suse- That is hillarious. at least purple is a nice colour! I bet your DP laughed!

[Rivlas]

A similar thing happened to my SIL but she knew the Dr well enough for them to have a laugh. After that I always threw the cloths in the washing machine in case it ever happened to me. I still get a giggle when I think of it.

[Heaven]

rofl, this cracks me up. I can't see down there anymore and the other day I stupidly decided I could do a bit of a tidy up, not a good idea when you're just guessing what you're doing. Was all proud of myself and then looked in the mirror to find a huge bald patch!!!! pmsl.

[mustangsachy]

ROFL - i've never had a wax 'down there' before but i think i will before go into labour ... might make labour feel better? haha

Funny story i read in a magazine today - i CRACKED up:

Hairy Issues

Are you going to groom 'down there' before the birth? Most forum mums-to-be are opting to get their partners to shave them or will get a professional wax before the big day, but one user, Alisa, had a different experience: "i couldn't afford to get it done professionally, so i bought a pack of wax strips and lay down while my husband helped me put the strips on. He was worried about hurting me but I told him to just do it, so he did - and it hurt so much that I couldn't do the other side. Half of it was missing - I had to give myself a combover!!"

LMFAO