Give me your 'gee your big' comebacks!

[TeniBear]

I wish people would comment on how big I am, I'm so disappointed I don't have a "proper" bump yet...

At my antenatal class on Tuesday, there was only one other girl due before me, but I had the tiniest bump in the room! Before we introduced ourselves and said our due dates, etc., I was wondering if maybe I'd joined the class to early since everyone else looked so much further ahead of me I was so surprised to hear that one of them was due in June - she looked like she was almost ready to pop.

I know it depends on shape, movement, etc., but I'm so sad that people still can't tell I'm pregnant and not just fat. All the "bump" photos I have of myself were kinda helped along a little by me pushing my tummy out and taking the photos from certain angles. I just want a normal round bump, not to look like I've shoved a pillow up my shirt.

[miss kris]

1) "your just jealous 'cus my beer belly kicks back"
2) if you think i'm big now - wait till you see me after i've eaten!
3) yep, im loud, and proud and gettin' round. but growing a human will do that to you
4) not sure how many, the aliens didnt tell me that before they took off again.
5) at least i know WHEN i'll drop alot of the weight. sadly you dont.
6) pregnancy makes you glow, jealousy only turns you green.

dont worry about 'em. i was "huge" but never felt it. and i looked at it this way - they have all the more of me to admire

I LOVE #6

I hope you ladies don't mind, but i am taking notes for when i get peg
I am only 5"4 (just with a pony tail lol) so i think i will look really funny with a full term bump

I have to say though, thanks to BB i know what topics/comments steer clear of when talking to my pg friends


oh i think a good one when they say oh your huge is, well i only have x weeks to go, how about you? When are you due? And stare blankly at them.

Thats if you have the guts!