1) "your just jealous 'cus my beer belly kicks back"
2) if you think i'm big now - wait till you see me after i've eaten!
3) yep, im loud, and proud and gettin' round. but growing a human will do that to you
4) not sure how many, the aliens didnt tell me that before they took off again.
5) at least i know WHEN i'll drop alot of the weight. sadly you dont.
6) pregnancy makes you glow, jealousy only turns you green.

dont worry about 'em. i was "huge" but never felt it. and i looked at it this way - they have all the more of me to admire


I LOVE #6

I hope you ladies don't mind, but i am taking notes for when i get peg
I am only 5"4 (just with a pony tail lol) so i think i will look really funny with a full term bump

I have to say though, thanks to BB i know what topics/comments steer clear of when talking to my pg friends


oh i think a good one when they say oh your huge is, well i only have x weeks to go, how about you? When are you due? And stare blankly at them.

Thats if you have the guts!