Oh I've had some good ones!

The best was today at work I found out failed to recover over $350K Thankfully, I'll be able to recover it now - two months late!

Last week I got a call from DH to tell me that I had gone to work and left the front door completely unlocked

About two months ago I got in my car to come to work and realised the pedals felt funny.....it was because I had no shoes on

There are countless times where I've started speaking and forgotten what I was saying, or just trailed off. I also say the wrong words in the wrong places. Thank goodness DH can translate most of the time