Pooky, get your wife a punching bag or, failing that, another victim (from the TV). My husband never understood how I could go off on one at a character on an advert, but now adverts don't annoy me, so he gets the brunt of it. With enough hindsight it's amusing, at the time it really isn't.

As for morning sickness, ginger biscuits or sour cream and carrots seem to be the suggestions I've heard the most of, but constant grazing seems to be the way to go. I know some people swear by ginger biscuits WITH sour cream and grated carrots on top. *shrug* must be a pregnancy thing.