Netty, when you find out who stole your ankles can you ask if they've got mine too lol. Even my obstetrician exclaimed over how huge they are. When I take my sandals off in the afternoon, I have puffed up peaks in between the valleys (where the sandal straps pressed in).

Oh, and I hear you on the forest thing. I'm not worrying about it though - out of sight, out of mind lol!