lol - Let's petition Tim Minchin to write a song about stretch marks. Might not help our cause, but would be a laugh!
I'm going to get them. I know it. I'm alredy on the body butter - twice a day, if only so I can say to my SIL "Actually, it's nothing to do with the body butter, you've got awesome genes"
I got stretch marks at 12 when I hit puberty and my fabulous childbearing hips started to appear