You will have an awesome baby, a stunning-looking chubby-cheeked brilliant-smiling perfect feeder, and they will cry themselves to sleep with jealousy. I can almost guarantee it

On the off chance that that doesn't happen, you'll be so well-equipped to handle it that you'll *still* have an awesome baby who smiles all the time, is bright and alert and chatters away and wins hearts everywhere you go. I can guarantee that

*have to go and cry myself to sleep with jealousy now*