well other than just editing a post I'd written saying I had traces of urine in my protein......
I was telling my belly buddies group that at the market the other day with DH I did a huge double take because I thought the sign read 'perineum bananas' when it was actually premium bananas.
It's still making me shake my head lol
Last edited by human bean; March 16th, 2010 at 03:59 PM.
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Mine was yesterday, I was dropping my three older boys off at school and was walking back to the car and another mother tapped me on the shoulder and said "excuse me did you realise your shirt is inside out".
I was sooo embarassed, I replied "oh must be baby brain", she had a good laugh as she was pg as well.
But I'd been talking to my son's prep teacher and she never said a word, how embarassing.
I'll never forget when I was pregnant with DD#3 and we were on our way back from town (we lived 30 mins out of town in the middle of no-where), we saw a turtle on the side of the rode. SO we stopped and picked it up. Turns out it had been hit by a car and had a cracked shell. Took it home and put it in the laundry sink then proceeded a put a load of washing on and the poor turtle had a bath in soapy laundry water!
Luckily it didn't cause an infection in the shell and a local vet patched up the shell a few days later.
today at work, the clock hit 2pm so I shut down my computer and put all my bits and pieces away, said goodbye to my workmates and headed down the stairs.
Then I realised that i dont finish work until 2.30pm
But yesterday was the my worst baby brain moment. I had stopped at the lights at a huge intersection and for some strange reason just started driving thru the intersection while the light was still red.
good thing im not a lead foot because I was going slow enough to be able to stop before hitting oncoming traffic.
I was about to sympathise with a friend who said that it had been so long since DTD that her condoms were getting dusty by saying we hadn't used any in ages either.
Then I realised that I'm actually four months pregnant so not really a need to be using contraception. I actually had to stop and think about it. RIdiculous.
ROFL thanks for the giggles girls! My baby brain is so fuzzy I can't even remember what happened 30 mins ago! But I do know I've been doing some very silly things
There was the morning i forgot my hubbies birthday, (only because i'd just woken up, still gave him hugs and pressies when i remembered a few minutes later)
There was the time i called home and got a fax tone because i couldn't remember my home number,
Forgot to send the MIL an invite to my baby shower (whoops!)
And then i nearly got creamed by a trolley at Ikea because i wasnt watching where i was going.
I think it might be contagious though cos the other day DH put cocopops in the fridge and milk in the pantry! LOL
Oh and i also called DF Imogen which is my kitty's name
he blanky stared at me because i said
me: IMOGEN, IMOGEN! why are you just staring at me?
df: im beau darling last time i checked i didnt meow
I forgot to lock my work when I left for my lunch break today lucky I remembered before I even turned my car on... I was also making a toasted sandwich for lunch when I got home and I buttered the wrong side of the bread, then went to correct it and 'still' managed to butter the wrong side of the other slice of bread
DH discovered this morning that I had shut and locked one of the double sliding doors and shut the curtains, then the other I just shut the curtains and left the doors open all night
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