Morning all and I come to you live from the BRAND NEW LAPTOP!!! So excited it's possible I might pop

Hopefully I've made the amendments now, but do let me know if you have changes. Its fascinating that there are so many clusters, it's not randomly spaced out is it....?

Now, I've forgotten who was talking about stretching pains. I was given a useful analogy: your uterus is like a hot air balloon that all its life has basically sat on the floor (lazy thing) and all of a sudden its swelling up. And the ropes (well ligaments) that hold it in place are being stretched to tautness for the first time and they are just whinging about having to do some actual work for the first time. So think of it not as anything bad or painful, just an exercise in Uterine Work Place relations it's only going to get worse so they'll just have to stretch and frankly, suck it up!!!

Lovely Lise, I have an image of you in Canberra eating pineapple whilst getting prodded with needles, having conjugals with the husband, twizzling your nipples and eating curry and any other labour inducing ideas you might have heard. Which might be a bit sticky admittedly if you tried it all at once. Perhaps gel is the answer ..... after my singsong the other day, I think Abba Gold, followed by a couple of soundtracks is the best place to start

Have lovely days ladies, and sorry for the lack of personals. After so long off the laptop, I'd better go and do all the practical boring stuff, coles online order, check bank balance, organise a package to be delivered etc as well as sit here on BB all day