DP AND DH SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!!!! post your story

[frankie]

My dp and his friend were over the other night and they said to me '"hey does your tummy shrink as soon as the baby comes out, back to its normal size?".

I cracked up instantly. Its cute how their mind works.


Anyone got any funny stories feel free to post

[Indadhanu]

My DP thought my bbs would start making milk the moment from conception! The other night I was rubbing my bbs (sooooooooooooooo sore!) and she got all worried that I was trying to squirt milk at her

Dp is also teasing me that Bubble is peeing inside of me apparently (she read it in one of the baby books). Charming!

[katkins]

my friends Dp asked her when she was pg if he put his ear to her tummy and was really quiet, would he be able to hear the baby crying? hehehehe

[Phteven]

hehe alisia, i don't think bubs starts peeing in you for another month or so - once her kidney's start functioning she'll be peeing and then drinking it.....

[Antheia]

I dont think my DH has said anything like this, i must talk too much about BB that he knows as much as i do about pregnancy and babies lol.

[bluetree07]

my friend thinks its hillarious that i have a little penis growing inside of me (having a boy). she cracked herself up. i didnt think it was that funny.

[bellelass]

My friend asked me (in a horrified tone) if the baby poos inside me. She was pretty freaked out when i said no, but she does pee...
DH's friend asked me what it feels like, and I thought very seriously for a moment before I told him "It feels like a small person inside of me." way to point out the obvious...

[The[cookie]Doctor]

bluetree - my friend did that has well. she couldn't wait to tease me about little penis'. she even wanted to make little penis cakes for the baby shower she threw me... go figure!

i dont really have any funny ones, but was amused when df told me babies were "boring" until he could have them kick around and play with him. little does he know the amazement he will feel when he first smiles, giggles, crawls and first says dad!

[shellbell]

My DH was chatting to one of his friends about babies and his friend said "just make sure you mke time for yourselves after baby arrives" (which I thought was quite insightful for a bloke). Anyway DH must have been thinking about that a bit and a dayor so later said, "won't we just spend time together when the baby is asleep?". We have since had a little talk about what to expect when baby comes home...

[suse]

Yeah, my DP asked me how it felt to have a little penis inside of me, then thought about it for a second and said, 'oh, wait, you've been there, done that...'

[tan32]

my dh hasnt really said anything oh except for when i say my tummy is feeling tight , he asks why? i just look at him,
my ds on the other hand told me i was having twins and proceededt to touch my boobs and say this one is michael and this one is georgia.
next door neighbours have a 12 week old and she was crying the other day, we could hear here in the backyard , ds asked if it was my baby on the phone..............so cute

[chickbabe61]

my DP hasnt said much yet but a friend of my sisters was sitting their looking at pics of my neice being born one of the pics was of when she was just crowning. My sisters friend sat their staring at the pic for like 10 mins straight then turned to us and said pointing to my neice's crowing head and said "what's that and how come i dont have one of these" hahahahaha we couldnt help but laugh for atleast 10 mins straight.

[Taurusa]

My Dh asked me if i would help him move the like 150kg pool table out of the rain the other night! Mental!

[{sarah}]

Dp is also teasing me that Bubble is peeing inside of me apparently (she read it in one of the baby books). Charming!

At one of my u/s for Alexzander they saw his bladder was enlarged so I had to go away for half an hour & come back. When I came back it wasn't enlarged anymore so the lady said "just as I thought, he needed to wee". It's one thing to know they are weeing, but another to know they did it in the last half hour!!!

BTW, if you think having a penis inside you is weird, think of it this way.... Baby girls have all of their eggs from very early on, so if you're having a girl you are carrying your child & your grandchildren - WEIRD!!!

[frankie]

Hey Guys!

My dp's nephew whose 4, started searching my belly looking for something,
" What are you looking for alex?",
" The door for the baby to come out". oh man kids are so cute.:angel2:

As soon as he found out i was pregnant he walks around saying "i have a little puppy in my belly"



Cute huh!