Dont worry twin sister. When i read your thread i snorted too!! You are so funny. At the end of the day you dont have to worry about anything. I know the ugliness will only last a little longer and then we will be somewhat normal. My hubby is short and fat so his sweat pants are like knickerbockers - remember those. Not to worry sweetie. You can always vent to me. I truly understand you!!

big hugs and kiss

XOXOXOX Gina