queenbee, you are not alone. I never wax down there. I did once and I bled like a stuck pig, it wasn't pretty.

I would love to have a landing strip, 'cause I reckon it would be easier at birth and after. I read Kelly Winder's article, but I'm still not convinced. I'm just a gigantic chicken.

I also reckon it probably wouldn't be too bad in normal life. Can I have a general anaesthetic? I'd personally prefer to give birth.