My midwifery student phoning (am doing follow-through program for/with her) and on answering the phone, having NO IDEA who she was. It took me a while to catch on. I was: "Mel? Who? I don't know any Mel's...who the hell is this!?"

Locking myself out of the house yesterday after hanging out the washing so I had nothing with me. Waited 3 hours for Kim to get home. Lol, very silly.