I hear ya! I look like a map of the world down there with added mountain ranges! Bits are swollen, bits are purple, bits are hanging down all over the place, didnt have this with my son but is apparently quite common. I hope it does go away afterwards as I look like I have testes when I'm wearing just me undies
Gawd you make me laugh!!

But I totally agree with you. I got DH to give me a quick "de-forresting" and he uncovered some mighty swollen-up bits that looked more like something out of national geographic.

we had the same with last born hubbie couldnt even get in hahaha
And yep, it was a bit of a tight squeeze the other morning! Don't know how long we can keep that up (ha-ha...bad pun!!)