How frustrating.

Well, one thing I can most definitely establish. You're going to have a baby at some stage. That is my uneducated medical opinion.

BTW..... even when they're born they don't stop kicking you in the ovaries (re: soccer ball reference). Just wait 'til your changing a six months olds nappy and he boots you fair and square. He kicked me so hard the other day I started to see stars. No intention there - just very wiggly legs.

Good luck Celtic.