Hahah omg classic! After christmas lunch and i asked dp to cut up some ham and make me a ham and cheese sandwhich only in triangles i said. He said no, i went crazy in front of everyone balling my eyes out asking him why would he be so mean to me. Turns out its cause he already cut me half a ham leg up and all i had to do was cut my sandwhich into triangles lol! Everything had to be in triangles, even my apples, godknows how i done that haha! Love the one with the 'where the houses arent' haha psml