Haha oh, I feel for you hun. I went 7 days over with #2 and if I toddled off to the shops for half an hour or (gasp) did some housework instead of sitting on Facebook, my profile went off its head with everybody speculating over whether my absence was due to me squeezing a baby out... now I know why nobody except my parents and DH have my mobile phone number! (for some reason my friends seem scared of calling landlines hahaha, nobody ever rings me.)

LOL @ nattyfred, that bit about people you barely know/keep in touch with demanding to be on 'the list' is SO true... when I was pg with #1, DH's friend's missus was insisting that she would be in the labour ward with me, watching me give birth - because 'I've done it but I didn't see it, I want to see what it all looks like from that end'. I'd only met her two or three times and sure as heck wouldn't call her a bosom buddy or anything :/ I reminded her that she has the internet and can easily watch birth vids on YouTube...
And everyone got mad at me when I had #2 and announced it on Facebook myself - 'What, you're home from hospital and you didn't tell me you had the baby, I wanted to come visit you' blah blah blah. Bear in mind I'd had the baby at 7:30 that morning and bailed out of hospital because I can't stand them... I wasn't going to stay there for 3 days just to prove to the midwives how many visitors I could rack up in the hours post-birth!