When you have to use the handles in your car to grab hold of to slide your A$$ across the seat and manouevre yourself in,

When you give up wearing shoes n sox and live in thongs and have a different pair for each day cos you cant bend over to get your shoes.

Your 14EE bra doubles as a insinkerator and actually could be patented as a perfectly good food recycling/storing service,when you remove it at night you see the contents of the days meals

When you uare half asleep and try n roll over in bed or get up for a pee only to realise that your pregnant and the only way up is sideways slowly,this also counts for manouvering out of any chair/couch.

When you actually consider buying incontinence pants for adults cos your sick of peeing every 5 mins or when you arrive somewhere the homing beacon for a toilet is on red alert