you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[2CheekyMonkeys]

when you go to the bathroom and close the door, the door brushes up against your bump.

[~Kaz~]

When you involuntarily grunt while trying to 'gracefully' get yourself up and off the obstetricians exam table thingy without slipping off the plastic stuff, missing the tiny footstool and landing straight onto the floor on your butt!!
(I didn't actually fall but it was a stressful and embarrassing situation that I hope is a one off!).

[Josephine]

when you cant peel the veges at the kitchen bench anymore cos you cant reach it as your bump is too big and pushes you too far out, killing your back - i just had to peel my veges sitting at the kitchen table cos of this.

[storm]

These are great!!

When you shave your legs & bikini line with your eyes closed, it makes no difference if they are open anyway!!

[Meegs]

I just bought the hottest pair of sandals in the sales.. and I can only wear them when DH is around 'cause I cant do the bloody things up!!!