you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Just Me]

When your belly knocks over some poor man using a walker because you misjudge the space needed for your belly to move between him and the shelves in the grocery shop

[myson]

OMG Inside out undies !!!!!!!

.... you can sit closer to the desk again cos your belly has dropped ...

[Bridg]

When ur sitting on the couch, and u bend down to itch ur foot and u let out a huge fart.

[mustangsachy]

myson: you can bend to itch your foot ...??

LOL to inside out undies.

- You know you're heavily pregnant when DP starts commenting on state of feet and suggests buying you a ped egg - then offers to give you a pedicure!

[angelaartsstudent]

When you seriously consider that even death itself must be more comfortable than the searing, all day heartburn you're being plagued with.

When at 31 weeks pg, your co-workers AND husband suddenly say "Wow you've popped!"

When you can hardly stand to sit in your office chair becuase of the back pain.

When pooing takes a 3-4 day digestion process then 30 minutes to do (once a week), leaning right back when sitting so there is actually some room for your intestines to work.

When you are SO tired when you get up to wee at night you either fall asleep on the loo or are so tired that you can't remember if you have weed yet or not.

[Serenitylee]

OMG I am sitting at my work desk almost weeing myself laughing at some of these! Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but the way they are said just cracks me up

[blueiris]

When the little old ladies in the mall are actually walking faster than you.

When you need the toilet every hour to half hour

When people look at you & say "I don't think you'll make it to your due date by the looks of it".

When you sit on the lounge & have everyting set up in reaching distance so you don't need to get up, unless it's for the loo.

When you worry people in the supermarket if you take a really deep breathe , i had a lady thinking i was going into labour in Woollies.