you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Turkish Delight]

you just want the god damn thing OUT

[angelaartsstudent]

When you go to the doctor mentioned severe rib pain, which you assume is just baby pressing up against it. Turns out the bone is definatley bruised and probably cracked. No xray during pregnancy of course so cannot confirm 100% but aaarrggghhhh the pain is very hard to handle. Can't bend, stretch, breathe, cough, dress myself, sit in my office chair - just want to cry!

[Toomanytoomany]

...absolutely nothing your husband says is the right thing.

"You bump looks lower today." Don't say that, you'll get my hopes up!
"Your bump looks higher today." Oh shut up, I don't want to hear it.
"Do you want to make love?" Oh for goodness' sake, I'm the size of a whale and I can't move without a forklift, do I *look* like I want to make love?
"I don't want to make love." But I need your prostaglandins!!!!!!!
"You look so tired." Oh gee, thanks, I already felt like crap now you're telling me I look like it too.
"You look so lovely today!" Really? Well I feel like crap, and the least you could do is acknowledge it!!
"Do you want me to sleep on the couch tonight?" Noooo, don't leave me, who will rub my back?
"Do you want me to stay here in bed with you?" Noooo, I can't stand your snoring any more!!!!!

[Calluna]

lol TMTM that already sounds like me.

Also I did the roll of the sofa thing the other day. It was just too hard to sit up on my own and there was no-one here to help me. So I rolled off and got up from all fours instead. 5 mins later I realised what I'd just done and found myself thinking oh god, it's started. Lol.

Cant imagine what I'll be like when I'm bigger and hormonier. I'm only 25 weeks atm. rofl. I don't even have a big belly yet.

[Toomanytoomany]

lol TMTM that already sounds like me.

Also I did the roll of the sofa thing the other day. It was just too hard to sit up on my own and there was no-one here to help me. So I rolled off and got up from all fours instead. 5 mins later I realised what I'd just done and found myself thinking oh god, it's started. Lol.

Cant imagine what I'll be like when I'm bigger and hormonier. I'm only 25 weeks atm. rofl. I don't even have a big belly yet.

I shouldn't laugh but I am.

I said to dh the other day I can't understand why so many people expect me to get out of their way when we're in the shops or walking down the street. Changing direction is a major logistical exercise - I might rouse myself to do it to avoid being run over by a rubbish truck, but pedestrians... forget it. I'm heavier and grumpier than you. Go around me.

[angelaartsstudent]

LOL

I\ve been sleeping on the couch for MONTHS!